orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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afrofilipino:

rhyse:

what if your mom and your dad both had sex changes after you were born so your mom is actually your dad and your dad is actually your mom

So i was reinventing the “drunk in love” lyrics..and suddenly i wanna say “i been drinking cuz im an alcoholic” but i end up saying “drunk addict” instead of alcoholic

intheshadowsff:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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Welpity Welp Welpington

A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”