So it’s GCSE results day today … Well shitting it
*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*
Iggy Azalea and shrimp
Me when i notice that tomorrow is the monday day
so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed
the goat is not a student…..he’s a teacher.